I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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