super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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