I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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