My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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