Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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