It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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