i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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