I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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