so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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