Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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