I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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