it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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