problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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