You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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