You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Randomize
