Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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