you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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