She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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