i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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