if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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