uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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