Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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