I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She's the barista slut.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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