What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We had to coat check the pizza.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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