the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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