Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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