we're chasing vodka with high fives
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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