Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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