people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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