well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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