I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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