i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
