you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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