Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
bring money and cleavage
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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