Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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