wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
where does the pee come out of this thing
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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