She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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