you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
That accounts for only three of the penises
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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