No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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