there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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