Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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