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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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None of that is ok.

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(714): View more from California

He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.

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(562): View more from California

Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?

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(515): View more from Iowa

you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me

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