Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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