Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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