I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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