porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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