Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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