don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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