white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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