would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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