How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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