a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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