If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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