how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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