she told me i tasted like america
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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