i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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